I cockslap morals
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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