You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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