At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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