She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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