so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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