She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
