Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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