You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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