1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
