in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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