If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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