Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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