Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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