id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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