I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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