Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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