Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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