so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
