Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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