well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
