the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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