He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
All I want is dick and wine.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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