real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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