that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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