Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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