I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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