Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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