I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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