Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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