spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
