: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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