I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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