first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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