She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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