She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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