i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
