How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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