Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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