He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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