i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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