How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
