Whod you bang
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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