Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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