Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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