A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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