someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I have post one night stand depression
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