She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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