She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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