i don't like sucking hair
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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