i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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