How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
